I think the presidency should ban the production of this specie of cucumber!

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Ahn! Ahn! this is way too much biko,cucumber here and there,the presidency sbould ban the importation of this specie of cucumber or Nigerian men will belong to the kitchen chopping vegetables,while this kind of cucumber will serve as the man in the other room.

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