MUST READ: SEE TOP 8 THINGS SOME LADIES DO WHEN THEY BREAK UP
1. DELETE HIS NUMBER: This is always the first
move.
As soon as the guy breaks their heart, the next
thing is
to delete his number. But you know what’s
annoying
about this? It doesn’t change anything because
we still
have the ex’s phone number stored up in our
brains.
Ask them in five years, they still remember!
2. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP EXPERTS: I know
most people can relate to this. We all have that
friend
who had a bad break up and next thing, she
thinks she
has a BSc in dating. Relationships become her
favourite
topic. She suddenly wants to give relationship
advice
at the slightest chance, even if hers did not work.
She
knows how not to date a guy.
3. BECOME BORN AGAIN: When a guy whom
they
loved so much breaks their hearts, next thing is
church. They forgot God was their companion
before
the break up, but as soon as the break up
happens,
they have the front row in church, their voices
would
be the loudest during service and would go to
church
10 times a day if they have to. Some Muslims
even
start wearing hijab. But as soon as they find love
again, it’s back to square one. Thank God our
God is a
Merciful One.
4. TEAM SINGLE AND LOVING IT: Ladies always
have a
sense of empowerment after a bad break-up.
You start
to see things like, # teamsingleandlovingit ,
# teamsingleforever etc even though they are
dying
inside. They suddenly have there little NGOs and
become allergic to men. I pity some toasters
during
this period because they will smell pepper!
5. LISTEN TO DEPRESSING SONGS: They dig out
Adele’s album or watch ‘A walk to remember’
and lay
on their beds all day, crying their eyeballs out
after
every scene. We all know how depressing
Adele’s
‘Someone like you’ is. Even when you are in the
best
relationship, that song just has a way of making
you
feel some how bad.
6. STALKING: This is a common factor amongst
the
ladies. After a bad break up, they would stalk their
ex
on Instagram, Facebook or even dial his number
a
couple of times with a strange number. Then
when he
says hello, they hang up or just remain silent. We
know
some of you are guilty. Women are the best CIA
agents!
7. THEY NEVER SIT AT HOME:
If you haven’t
noticed
this, when a girl is single, she never stays home.
Even
if she wants to, her friends will never let her. She
would always want to go out and have that fun
she
would never have had with her ex. It is always a
plus
when theyknow that their ex would be at the
event. If
their ex will be there, they would kak up (dress to
kill)
just to make sure he realises what he is missing.
Besides, Mr.Right can be found anywhere.
8.THEY SOMETIMES SPEAK REVENGE.
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